Did you get my text?
Dumbledore: Oh, goddammit. It’s a text from Umbridge. It says, “We need to talk. Colon, right parentheses.”
Snape: Oh, I do not envy you. <ring> Oh, sorry, that’s me. What the devil?! It’s a BBM from Umbridge! “Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?” Now you’ve dragged me into this?