Fuck Yeah A Very Potter Sequel

Did you get my text?

What did you guys get sorted as?

Give a big, warm, Hogwarts welcome to Professor Umbridge.

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Dumbledore: Oh, goddammit. It’s a text from Umbridge. It says, “We need to talk. Colon, right parentheses.”

Snape: Oh, I do not envy you. <ring> Oh, sorry, that’s me. What the devil?! It’s a BBM from Umbridge! “Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?” Now you’ve dragged me into this?

Dumbledore: Oh, goddammit. It’s a text from Umbridge. It says, “We need to talk. Colon, right parentheses.”

Snape: Oh, I do not envy you. <ring> Oh, sorry, that’s me. What the devil?! It’s a BBM from Umbridge! “Are you with Dumbledore? Did he get my text?” Now you’ve dragged me into this?